Thursday, March 17, 2011

Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer—and another one! When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!

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