ECCLESIASTES 1:9

Self Awareness: Beware! Sometimes your worst enemy is within.

"Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes the misery easier to bear."

I told my doctor my eyes hurt whenever I had sex. He told me it was just the pepper spray.

My weekend starts at 9pm..and its on

Romans 12:21 ()
21 Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good. Bible http://j.mp/cSwEKo

OK, this is an official request...for those making HAM for Christmas..may I have the bone for my dogs? I will be home alone for the holidays so I would like to have some treats for the mutts..

Never give up on something that you cant go a day without thinking about.

James 1:22-25 ()
22 But be doers of the word, and not hearers only, deceiving yourselves. 23 For if anyone is a hearer of the word and not a doer, he is like a man who looks intently at his natural face in a mirror. 24 For he looks at himself and goes away and at once forgets what he was like. 25 But the one who looks into the perfect law, the law of liberty, and perseveres, being no hearer who forgets but a doer who acts, he will be blessed in his doing. Bible http://j.mp/9KIwRz

Monkey see, Monkey do, .........U Dirty Monkey!

the walk of shame was extra brutal today