> *Ten Thoughts to Ponder**
>
> **Number 10 **Life is sexually transmitted.**
>
> **Number 9 **Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
> can die.**
>
> **Number 8 **Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
> without an erection, make him a sandwich** .**
>
> **Number 7 **Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a
> person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.**
>
> **Number 6 **Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for**
>
> anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the
> stairs.**
>
> **Number 5 **Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
> hospitals, dying of nothing.**
>
> **Number 4 **All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
> attention to criticism.**
>
> **Number 3 **Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a
> substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?**
>
> **Number 2 **In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
> the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.**
>
> **And The Number 1 Thought **Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers