YOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME. Using only 3 words, what would you say to me? ... Note: If you comment, please copy and paste this as a question to others. Be a good sport. Play along

Have I died?

Ask me anything

Things just went from BAD to WORSE:; FML

wazoo

why is Face Book so LOUD this morning? Keep it down please.......

Did my Semi-Annual Movie Fest last night. 2: 3-D movies and 1 regular. Saw , Smurfs, Captin America and Planet of the Apes. All wonderful . would see them again anytime..

I just got smurfed

I should have never let myself get so fat

morning FB family

my crappy truck

Dinner

Chinese

I got smoked by an old lady in a prius, I hate my truck

Good Morning FB friends

morning facebook family

who likes. the king's of Leon?

Updating the personal Voice-mails for all my friends, so call sometime to see what i came up with

not sure what happened. but fire fighter's say it ok to go back in. funny

funny to see what others sleep in

fire alarm just went off

if ur still up, were going to Jackson's Bistro to go Dancing..GO!

I had a choice, give a homeless vet my hot dogs or a 20 dollar bill. I gave him the bill.

hot dog overload

coney island hot dog number 8

damn, my battery is dead..waiting for AAA... guess hot dogs will have to wait too

JUST got my Google+ account...OMG

How disturbing when you check your FB account and a message says "site restricted do to site violations" and explanation as to why. Thank you FB for giving me a heart attack this morning...

NOT guilty

I like pleasure spiked with pain and music is my aeroplane

All I wanted to do this weekend was to have Mimosa's on the beach during sunset.... :(

happy Birthday America

happy Birthday America

I just had a dream I was in the Haiti Revolution, and it was not good, I had to fight, I had to kill, but on the American side..really odd dream...

dopes this work?

Burgers and bacon dog

I can now fit into my size 38 jeans - Yahoo

Morning f b people

edwin McCain live at the venue

What can I do to get you to the place that you want to be right now?

For the first time in 2 years, I have to buy toilet paper...what do u use? and what Brand should I purchase?

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morning the rainbow

morning

Taking the boys out for a walk

remedies for black ppl with sunburn....GO

For the first time in 2 years, I have to buy toilet paper...what do u use? and what Brand should I purchase?

morning

please bring me some mosquito repellent. they are biting my drunken black ass off

I love it when you call me big papa

I just wanna know when did terms white broker week And robbing peter to pay paul come into my vocabulary. I know that we're in a recession but I'm a grown ass man. Should be making 3 * as much as I am making now where did I go wrong

Such a still look hot morning where is the breeze

morning everybody how was your night last night

I love to party

rocks

new friends

Going offline for a few hours while i reload my operating system, contact me by phone during the next few hours...

Is going to the movies by himself

puppy loves the Couch

im so cute

Raymond

my favorite puppies, and liquor

NEW BOOK ON "HOW TO UNDERSTAND WOMEN"

good morning everyone

Are ANY of my true friends serious about MAKING MONEY? I want to hear your ideas! I will be creating a Private Group where we can discuss this, but does anyone want to get involved?

one of my dogs, knocked my monitor of my table onto the floor. broken into 3 pieces. managed to put back together but now i have a huge red-line in the middle. Neither of them are talking!